Random Thoughts the Day before my B'day

1. Andes mints and Parrot Bay Wave Runners are not a taste sensation to be savored.2. I only need 1 1/2 Wave Runners to be over-tipsy so excuse my spelling, my sentence structure, the foul language and anytime I tell someone to specifically to kiss my ass until their lips chap and then they can suck my nose 'til my head caves in.3. Fodder is singing "I Don't Care Anymore" by Phil Collins, but I think he really do.4. Wave Runners are dee-licious5. My husband sometimes smells dee-licious...it's 'Tim McGraw' for those of you who want to know6. The family is having a cook-out for me tomorrow. I love grilled hamburgers. I have steaks ready to grill and taters to bake, but I don't see it happening tonite. Poor hungry family7. Happiness is complicated.8. I blew up Sara's car coz I think I'm smarter than anybody else, but maybe it's no worse off than it was...lets hope!9. I need to buy towels.10. Quotes my sister gave me (she loves me, by the way, so I must not be such a void of humanity)1. "You are too valuable to waste away in the dark." 2. "You are truly worthy of great things and of love and respect."3. "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."4. "Happiness is a by-product of how you choose to live your life. This requires action on your part to achieve happiness and maintain it."5. "There is a value in all experiences, it just may take a closer look or a little extra time to see things for what they really are. Realize that since you don't know when you might lose control of everything, you have to live your life in a way that leaves no unfinished business should it happen. Make the most of the time you have as an active participant in life. Part of getting your mind around the cycle of life (and what you don't control) is making sure that you maximize what you do control - and that is the time you have now. Don't waste it focusing on situations you can't change.
11. Waiting is way over-rated...at least according to Taco Bell
12. I'm listening to "What About Me" by Kenny Rogers, Kim Carnes and James Ingram...you should too, then stop and think...what does she mean by that?
13. I think everyone who reads my blogs either as a real friend or a fricking nosy lurker should ask themselves "what does she mean by that?" My friends will know, my family will sigh and my non-friends can so kiss my ass coz it's generally about their skank asses.
14. Wave Runner #3....this ain't gonna be a good nite, so I'm going to hide my phone from myself...drunk dialing can't be good for nobody. Funny? Yes... Troublesome? No doubt.... Smart? By no stretch of the imagination! Yay, I love being me and NOT you.
15. Now I'm listening to "Life Turned Her That Way" by Ricky Van Shelton...I'm wondering if I listened to more upbeat music if I would indeed be a more upbeat person? Who the hell cares? If you don't like me, just hang out with like minded folks and trash talk me...like you need a fricking invitation, right?
16. Could I possibly be a belligerant imbiber?
17. Am I intoxicated if I still have excellent grammer and a sterling grasp of syntax?
18. I'm going to shower but not shave. You can't get lucky if you shave.
19. Now it's "The Twelfth of Never" by Donny Osmond. I am a sad, sad, little (not really) woman.
20. Stress induced dermatitis can't be seen in the dark, wink wink
21. Don't you hate it when people tell you to do impossible things like they're really easy?
22. I want to be a Teflon person.
23. Sister, if I'm such a good person, why do I always feel like a pile of shit?
24. "Anybody but Sharon"...what the fuck does that mean? At least you know where I've been AND I've had all my shots.
25. I should never have 2nd guessed Fodder on mechanical things. I misunderstand so much when it comes to technical things. I hate being a dumb girl. However, I've been told it's just because I haven't been given the opportunity or taught. So maybe I'll improve in time.
26. I guess that's all. I love most of you, like the rest, and despise the haters with every fiber of my being.
27. Birthday tomorrow. Can't wait to see my girls.