Completely Random Thoughts - Part 13

1) Still got the portly Pilgrim people on my desk…hmmm, I think its just laziness now instead of not being ready to let the holidays go.

2)My arm is so achy! Damn cold front reminds me that I’ve turned into a human barometer. It gets cold--my arm aches and my jaw gets puffy, a warm front moves in--the ear bug dances, the pressure drops—my knee swells. Basically, I’m old and almost worn out.

3) Dee Dee’s a mean ass, at least that what she claims…I hate to tell her, but in the mean ass arena, she ain’t nothing but an amateur.

4) I’m making a “To Do” list, its about boring…I’m trying to stick to the ‘need to do’ and not the ‘want to do’. I know what I want to do, but that probably won’t happen this weekend.

5) I think I’ll go get Lili so that we can make brownies. Ought to be fun and oh so messy! She likes to participate when I’m in the kitchen. I need to find her a little tiny fat baby apron.

6) I love it when a plan comes together :-)

7) Men shouldn’t stand with their hands on their waists. It looks gay—make a note.

8) I want a wicker clothes basket

9) I wonder if Sara, Roddy and RJ are as tired of chicken as I am?

10) New scrapbook magazine on my desk, trying to get into the groove again, but I just can’t. I flip through the pages and go ‘eh’. Maybe I should go through my stuff and get rid of ½ of it and then I won’t feel so overwhelmed and might get something accomplished.

11)Too much stuff is definitely a problem for me

12) I need to wash my jacket, my cuffs are dirty and the Happy Bunny looks a little grimy

13) I’ve worn my hair up 3 days in a row…I’m in a rut

14) Pork chops for dinner, but I don’t feel like frying them. Maybe pork chop and rice casserole.

15) I think I OD’d on Icy Hot, oooooo is my arm tingling!

16) Ever notice how doing the right thing only makes things right for other people? I personally would rather be selfish and greedy and egocentric…alas, that’s not my DNA. Perhaps I could learn though, I am a very good student.

17) Tick-tock, tick-tock, damn that ever ticking clock.

18) “Too much, too little, too late to ever try again, too much too little too late to try again with you…”. I hate it when 70’s songs get stuck in my head, especially BAD 70's songs

19) I saw this quote “I love you up to the sky and back” and got to thinking about how my family says “I love you”. Ours is “I love you too much”, or “I love you…I love you more, no don’t, es do” (that’s a back and forth thing), or “I love you the whole world…and a snap (finger snap here)”, “al lo youuuu” and “lovee”. We used to say “wubbee” but that’s since be tainted, so we don’t use it anymore.

20) It’s soooo comforting to always know where my husband is…on the computer or somewhere else.

21) I am a HUGE marshmallow, but it works for me, so there you go…

22) I need a new running away from home destination. I have a feeling Maine is colder than KS and I still haven’t recovered from that 5 days. Brrr…somewhere tropical, with bright colors, sunshine and yummy tropical drinks with umbrellas. Does that sound as good to you as it does me, sugar?

23) That whole closing the barn door after the horse has run off and stayed gone? This is me laughing my ass off…really, its half gone, I just checked.

24) I love Chinese food. I would give Roddy’s left testicle for some chicken chow mein or maybe some spicy chicken and broccoli…still can’t get away from the chicken. I think I want Chinese for my birthday, that and about 10 Washington Apples, 3 Smirnoff Ices, and a balloon—the kind that doesn’t pop, coz I have a ‘thing’ about balloons. That’s right, I’m 42-ish and I have a phobia about clowns and balloons.

25) I’ve written about 5 things in this line that I’ve had to erase for the pure provocation factor they held, but don’t worry, friends o’ mine, I’ll send them to you in a message so that you can be as tickled as I am by my cutting wit.

27) Anyone who reads this and thinks that I am as full of myself as I sarcastically infer that I am is just a stupid silly bitch who needs to read and get out more…I’m just saying…

28) And anyone reading my blogs who thinks that poorly of me in the first place should maybe not be reading them, but stay over on the twat side of the dodgeball line.

29) Wow, this upbeat happy list is taking its usual bitter turn and that was not my intention. It’s supposed to be all about butterflies and broncos.

30) My desk is all sticky. I wonder if folks are having sex on it…yuck.

31) Who would want to be Bunny Police and bust deer for doing the dirty on the dike? Just a tongue twister…say it fast 5 times real fast.

32) I can’t wait to wash this Icy Hot off…it reeks!

33) I will scrapbook, I will, I will, I will…

34) Yay, it’s almost time to go home and…well, at least I won’t be at work. Yay, me!

Lovee, big hugs and a small pinch to everybody…and a little kiss on the side ;-)