Just some observations

Just an observation, but when someone comes up to you and says "we need to talk", there's a fair chance there is no WE involved. It generally consists of one person chewing on the other's ass like a piece of stringy beef jerky. I also like the old standby of "do we need to have a conversation?". Invariably, the asker is praying to Heaven that the askee says 'no' or else all Hell is about to break loose. I wish, I pray, I hope one day someone comes up to me with either remark, coz I'll be in like Flynn with a "why yes, yes we do, how clever of you to notice". See, now this may sound a little weird, but I practice certain conversations in my head, so that I'll be well-prepared, articulate and decisive in my delivery. No one wants to sound like a moron when they're serving someone else their ass on a verbal platter. I do it whenever I'm about to go off at the customer service schmuck at Walmart (really anywhere where customer service is a lost art, I just chose Walmart coz they're the Devil.), become unhappy with the ambivalent school counselor who has not taken my child's best interests to their heart in a way that satisfies mine, have an argument with Roddy about things I find important but he doesn't (THAT'S a good time to be had by all) or just let people know that I am aware of their foibles and shortcomings. That way when all of these people start to argue with me, I have the perfect comeback for them, I don't start stuttering and lose my train of thought, which makes me really pissy to the point I want to bitch slap a ho. It saves time and headaches for all involved, see? Always thinking, that's me.

Good Lord, I'm tired today. Wish I were up for running amok, but I'm not. I'm going to take a short nap when I get home, rest, recoup and then go visit babies. I haven't seen my munsters in 5 days. I bet Gabbers is getting huge.

You know what the great thing about having a REALLY diverse group of friends spread near and far? You get introduced to some really cool music.

Speaking of music, the CD playing right now, a Sharon Dee specialty mix is as follows
1) I'm Leaving You For Me—Aaron Tippin this is a really good song, thought provoking and all that crap, all about self awareness and being an individual

(2) I Feel the Earth Move—Carole King she's a musical genius and overlooked by all generations following the Flower Children period…and no, I was not born in that era, take off your shoes and use your toes for the big numbers

(3) Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow—Carole King heartwrenching song of f*ck and flee premonitions…it's a man thing, I know.

(4) Don't Think I Don't Think About It—Darius Rucker Got to love Darius, he was the best Hootie and now watch him sing country…now that's talent. This song makes me sing along and be sad and reminisce about something that never actually happened. That also takes talent.

(5) Do You Believe Me Now—Jimmy Wayne Nothing like telling someone I told you so…after she's moved out, is shacking up with your best friend and you're sitting at home alone on a Saturday night listening to Keith Urban and wanking off to old party videos

(6) I Love You This Much—Jimmy Wayne Makes me feel sad, and angry and deeply thankful that my Dad told me he loved me on a regular basis.

(7) Drowning—Backstreet Boys I know, I know, but how can you hear the lines "every time I breathe I take you in and my heart beats again" and "even forever don't seem like long enough" and not get all gushy inside. And yes, this horror awaits you too, I hope its not a deal breaker" LOL

(8) Boogie Shoes—K.C. and the Sunshine Band This is just good music, I don't care who you are. I defy anyone to hear the song and not move at least part of your body and if you don't, you are un-American and quite possibly a Red Communist

(9) When You Walk In The Room—Pam Tillis Song makes my heart go all aflutter coz of that 'he's here, he's here' feeling that I still remember.

(10) This Is Me You're Talking To—Trisha Yearwood Love this one, coz it clearly reveals how dumb men are. They live in your house, sleep in your bed and piss in the shower and STILL think they can pull one over on you.

(12) You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This—Toby Keith Makes me melt, that's all

(13) You're Not In Kansas Anymore—Jo Dee Messina I like the Ro-day-o line.

(14) Don't Get Me Started—Rhett Akins Again, the fireworks, heartstopping feeling of being in love. Sigh, I'm a hopeless romantic!

(15) Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye—Neal McCoy So basically, you can never say goodbye…that's good looking out there, fella, but it it is sweet.

(16) Nobody—Sylvia 80's angry female country music. The 'he's my man and he's a cheating asshole, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let some little mediocre piece of ass like you steal him until I'm damned good and ready to kick his ass to the curb.

(17) Make A Move on Me—Olivia Newton-John You've wined me, you've dined me, now it's time to, well, treat me like you stole me…no more talking! I said now! (She must be in her 40's LOL)

(18) If Loving You is Wrong (I Don't Want To Be Right)—Leanne Rimes I'm a cheating bitch and I don't care what people say…give me some more booty…shocking, yes, but the fact that her whole family and all her friends know about her business and no one has ratted her out yet? She obviously doesn't live in Okeechobee, that's all I got to say.

(19) Do You Think of Me—Keith Whitley Reminds me of high school…good times

(20)You've Got a Friend—Carole King See #2

(21) Natural Woman—Carole King The ultimate 'you make me the woman I am, I wouldn't know how to be anything at all, because I'm co-dependent and apparently on crack…still it's a nice song.

(22) So Far Away—Carole King My sister and I send this one back and for to each other…we're sappy that way.

Okay, that's all my observations today. Blogging certainly makes the day go faster!