Thoughts brought on by the sight and/or mention of tattoos
1) I need Botox, microdermabrasion and everything lifted
2) Age is only a number—maybe, but a really high number that just keeps getting higher
3) I hate it when I make good decisions in my head but lack the wherewithal to carry them out
4) Much as I love quality time with myself, I would settle for quantity here lately
5) Occasionally its just not enough
6) The hair is weird today. I think it prefers the flat iron
7) I want to be around grown-up folks
8) I feel all achy and nauseous and LOST today—hormones, gotta love ‘em
9) Spiraling, spiraling down to the deep dark black
10) I am going to hit Leslie in the mouth with my fist
11) I don’t understand grown women who want to dress alike, get the same haircut, etc. I haven’t wanted to match anyone since I was 7 years old and my best friend got a new pair of saddle oxfords
12) The longer I fight it, the harder its going to be
13) I brought chili for lunch yesterday and I have beans today…poor Dee Dee
14) I need a 5 hour energy drink or three
15) Apparently, the more polite I become, the more frightening I am
16) I used the "f" word and the "c" word together, I’m going to hell (but I was provoked)
17) I am so tired of waiting for my star to fall, I could cry
18) Early mornings are so tiresome
19) Finished all of the Twilight books, sigh, I love vampire books
20) I love the way my hair gets all full and bushy when its cold
21) Yippee ki aaaaaa, Cow Patty , I can’t believe the things that used to pass as music back in the day. Examples—Short People, Cheeseburger in Paradise, and the forever tragic Disco Duck.
22) It’s chilly in south Florida today…48 degrees and sunny. There is actually a severe weather alert for us, with a wind chill advisory and a fire weather alert. The wind chill drops the temp down to 43…be still, my frozen heart.
23) Would two non-snugglers snuggle if it got really cold?
24) Chicken and stuffing for dinner tonight, yummy, perhaps with a green bean or 2
25) Got to go see the babies after work, apparently Lili has a toe issue and Katelyn can’t figure out what’s wrong
26) All I want for Christmas is an external hard drive or a digital camera since mine was stolen. That’s all I want…
27) Beans and rice, beans and rice, once or twice or maybe thrice, beans and rice is nice…. Schoolhouse Rock, circa 1976
28) I think someone is playing with the portly Pilgrim people when I’m not at my desk
29) I want to win the lottery so I can have a day off
30) Little glimpses into someone else’s life are refreshing, educational and a little disturbing sometimes
31) No one wants to believe that they are responsible for specific negative outcomes, but if the flip-flop fits, wear it
32) Speaking of flip-flops, there’s a new thing out called a Fit Flop and I want it
33) My penny loafers just broke, time to sew them up
34) I wonder….
35) I’ll be better when I’m older
36) Grady has to have his tonsils out, poor little man
37) I need to remember to layer, coz I’m wearing a sweater and its making me hotter than a $2 ho-ah.
38) I need to buy batteries; none of my things have a charge
39) I feel the need for khaki pants and perhaps a skirt. Feeling very preppy today.
40) Button, button, button—what a good idea
41) I’ve been sneezing for the last 15 minutes; perhaps I have a cold
42) Not looking forward to next week
43) Gonna try to do the Black Friday shopping thing next Friday morning. Haven’t been in years, but Mama (that would be me) needs a new digi camera
44) I think Lili needs a baby stroller for Christmas and some BIG pink Legos—is that gender typing or just good gifts?
45) Can’t wait until I can get in the kitchen and start doing my Christmas cookie thing
46) Got to remember to start collecting addresses for my Christmas cards
47) Should I send a card to the same people I sent one last year? LOL, I don’t think some people appreciated my crafty efforts…but I guess you’ll have that from time to time.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Completely Random Thoughts- Part 6
All because Roddy said "catch ‘em"
1) I don’t think Fodder realizes how hard I work at holding back
2) Confession is good for the soul, but it’s not too good for the nose
3) Cramps hurt…damn apple
4) All my jibes and innuendo are supposed to be non-specific, but how many two-timing, home-wrecking whores do I know?
5) When I’m bad, I’m very, very bad, but when I’m good, I’m BORING
6) Flip flops are funny things…
7) I wonder how many lives are ruined in the pursuit of mediocre ass?
8) Men choose their partners for many reasons—beautiful eyes, heart-shaped ass, sparkling personality. I wonder what its like to realize you were picked because you reek of crazy?
9) When you clear your conscience at someone else’s expense, does it really do you any good?
10) HATE my hair today
11) Eating oatmeal is so good for my tummy—all warm and non-wheat related
12) Playing nice is great for children who like playing games…but I’m grown, so what are the benefits to me?
13) To everything (turn, turn, turn) there is a season (turn, turn, turn) and a time for every purpose under Heaven J
14) I swear, the weather starts getting a little cool and all the fellas try to grow a beard and beards are like being bald…not everyone has the head for it.
15) I need to buy stock in Perdue, I eat so much damn chicken
16) Its not as much fun as I thought it would be, taking the bit and running with it. Something about being ALLOWED to be hateful just takes all the fun out of being a bitch.
17) Lust is fickle
18) Hell hath no fury like a flipflop discarded before all the snap is out of its sole.
19) I’m really having to work on this whole retribution and payback thing. I guess Roddy’s advice to get over IT and move the f*ck on really hit home. Or else I’m just at peace with IT….or I’ve found new avenues of interest…or I’ve decided everything is even. Nah, that can’t be it. Maybe I just got bored with the whole thing. Seems to happen to YOU a lot…LOL
20) I’m glad my world extends beyond the Okeechobee County line. Think how small and petty and dull my life would be if it were that limited
21) I have the munchies today
22) "The next time I go looking for my heart’s desire, I won’t look any further than my own backyard"….Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz (hint hint)
23) 67 days until I see my beautiful sister…yay!
24) Oh, and that reminds me….there is no comparison between my wonderful talented terrific sister and other people. I must have been on crack to think there were any similarities, total bad mind blowing crack
25) Who would name a Chihuahua "Killer Taco"?
26) What is the right decision?
27) Dee Dee is soooooooooooo mean, what a ho-ah!
28) What should I bring for lunch tomorrow? Salad (ick), maybe some beans and rice, or leftovers.
29) Ummmmmm, I just heard a bad word…
30) Got side tracked by an idea for a blog…another one! I am full of the written word at present. I’m just overflowing with witticisms lol
1) I don’t think Fodder realizes how hard I work at holding back
2) Confession is good for the soul, but it’s not too good for the nose
3) Cramps hurt…damn apple
4) All my jibes and innuendo are supposed to be non-specific, but how many two-timing, home-wrecking whores do I know?
5) When I’m bad, I’m very, very bad, but when I’m good, I’m BORING
6) Flip flops are funny things…
7) I wonder how many lives are ruined in the pursuit of mediocre ass?
8) Men choose their partners for many reasons—beautiful eyes, heart-shaped ass, sparkling personality. I wonder what its like to realize you were picked because you reek of crazy?
9) When you clear your conscience at someone else’s expense, does it really do you any good?
10) HATE my hair today
11) Eating oatmeal is so good for my tummy—all warm and non-wheat related
12) Playing nice is great for children who like playing games…but I’m grown, so what are the benefits to me?
13) To everything (turn, turn, turn) there is a season (turn, turn, turn) and a time for every purpose under Heaven J
14) I swear, the weather starts getting a little cool and all the fellas try to grow a beard and beards are like being bald…not everyone has the head for it.
15) I need to buy stock in Perdue, I eat so much damn chicken
16) Its not as much fun as I thought it would be, taking the bit and running with it. Something about being ALLOWED to be hateful just takes all the fun out of being a bitch.
17) Lust is fickle
18) Hell hath no fury like a flipflop discarded before all the snap is out of its sole.
19) I’m really having to work on this whole retribution and payback thing. I guess Roddy’s advice to get over IT and move the f*ck on really hit home. Or else I’m just at peace with IT….or I’ve found new avenues of interest…or I’ve decided everything is even. Nah, that can’t be it. Maybe I just got bored with the whole thing. Seems to happen to YOU a lot…LOL
20) I’m glad my world extends beyond the Okeechobee County line. Think how small and petty and dull my life would be if it were that limited
21) I have the munchies today
22) "The next time I go looking for my heart’s desire, I won’t look any further than my own backyard"….Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz (hint hint)
23) 67 days until I see my beautiful sister…yay!
24) Oh, and that reminds me….there is no comparison between my wonderful talented terrific sister and other people. I must have been on crack to think there were any similarities, total bad mind blowing crack
25) Who would name a Chihuahua "Killer Taco"?
26) What is the right decision?
27) Dee Dee is soooooooooooo mean, what a ho-ah!
28) What should I bring for lunch tomorrow? Salad (ick), maybe some beans and rice, or leftovers.
29) Ummmmmm, I just heard a bad word…
30) Got side tracked by an idea for a blog…another one! I am full of the written word at present. I’m just overflowing with witticisms lol
Friday, November 14, 2008
Completely Random Thoughts
Thoughts brought on by references to my hair:
1) I am feeling VERY Sharon today…poor everyone around me LOL
2) Writing letters that you never intend to send is good therapy
3) An old friend from junior high found me on MySpace…how cool is that?
4) My hair mocks me with its shortness
5) I need lunch today…lots of lunch…lots of meat…damn PMS
6) 41 days ‘til Christmas, ho, ho, fricking ho
7) Zebras, zebras everywhere and not a stripe in sight
8) Men shouldn’t wear baggy pants and go commando…its unattractive and much worse than camel toe
9) Leslie gives me this gibberish and expects me to quote it…
10) Just spent the MOST delightful 10 minutes talking to two older gentlemen who have traveled extensively. Apparently I still have a bit of Texas twang in my accent…who knew?
11) I found the BEST salt & vinegar chips to staunch my PMS cravings – Thunder Chips…yummy!
12) Got 3 more Twilight books to read this weekend. I should really take my time and savor them, but I probably won’t
13) This is just a theory, but if I were a stupid person, I probably wouldn’t go out of my way to prove it.
14) My desk organizer is not very organized…who da thunk?
15) Stapled my chip bag closed coz I was done…now I want another. The psyche is an odd thing, is it not?
16) My underwear keeps rolling down. Maybe I need to downsize?
17) Body odor should be a felony
18) Definitely intolerant of gluten
19) I need grownup clothes
20) I’m happy and I know it (clapped my hands), I’m happy and I know it (clapped my hands)…oops, phones ringing
21) 1st 5 songs on my computer (1) Waited for You (2) The Sweetest Thing I’ve Ever Known (3) Making Love Out of Nothing At All (4) Waiting for a Star to Fall (5) Everything I Do (I Do It For You) (are we sensing a theme?)
22) Last 5 songs on my computer (1) Secret Lovers (2) Stranger in My Place (3) I Want to Feel That Way Again (4) Tonight I Want to Cry (5) You Save Me (and yet another theme, lol not really I just like sad songs)
23) Perhaps my musical choices are the reason I’m so friggin’ depressed…hmmm, question to ponder.
24) Those Q-tips are still calling my name, or my ears, or whatever
25) Thinking of the snowman orgy…egads, I have SO many!
26) Apparently, according to my horoscope, I am excited about the prospect of enjoying myself today
27) Watching men come out of the restroom can be hysterical (okay….I can see the restrooms from my desk, I’m not a peeping Tammy)—they adjust, kick their legs, don’t wash their hands (ick!) scratch, it’s just a visual treat, glad I’m me
28) Daydreaming about country roads
29) My pits smell all powdery fresh
30) J Little fat Pilgrim people
31) Would it be freaky to just tweeze my leg hairs?
32) My desk is a sty; the Pilgrim people probably oink when I leave them unattended.
33) My hair is so soft and silky…too bad it looks like shit
34) Hope its not too late a night, I got stuff to do…like sleep and read and stuff
35) If you hear hoof beats, look for horses, not zebras (good rule of thumb)
36) Pictures of babies at the beach make me smile
37) What’s a 5 letter word for flinch?
38) Say it with me…no. See that wasn’t hard now, was it? Isn’t it a lot harder to face the wrath of an angry, shrilling harpy than a slighty disappointed yet understanding female in full control of her faculties? Say it again…noooo.
39) Dee Dee went home; I am all alone. I think I’ll go touch her stuff.
40) Sugar just crashed. I need a nap
41) So tired of the doom and gloom and end of the world—I want to hear HAPPY stuff!
42) Baby Ruth’s are kinda yucky…
43) Going to work on my 1150 calorie diet this weekend. I should have it all outlined by Monday and it will be shot be Monday afternoon. My appetite is crazy! I need ephedra
44) Oh, God! Sugar rush!!!! I need a bucket…blech!
45) I wonder where my Ipod is; gone, I’m guessing.
46) I get to watch the shuttle launch tonite….yay!
47) I am so nauseous I may barf in the trash can…freakin’ ghost gall bladder!
48) Apparently I look tired...is that the same as someone telling me I look like shit? Wake up at 4:30 a.m. every day and tell me how lively you'll look?
49) I have not the patience for this, so Lord give me strength to not go all white trash Betty on folks.
50) I feel the need for provocation....is that wrong?
51) No matter how many times I slide my phone, it won't turn into my mouse LOL
1) I am feeling VERY Sharon today…poor everyone around me LOL
2) Writing letters that you never intend to send is good therapy
3) An old friend from junior high found me on MySpace…how cool is that?
4) My hair mocks me with its shortness
5) I need lunch today…lots of lunch…lots of meat…damn PMS
6) 41 days ‘til Christmas, ho, ho, fricking ho
7) Zebras, zebras everywhere and not a stripe in sight
8) Men shouldn’t wear baggy pants and go commando…its unattractive and much worse than camel toe
9) Leslie gives me this gibberish and expects me to quote it…
10) Just spent the MOST delightful 10 minutes talking to two older gentlemen who have traveled extensively. Apparently I still have a bit of Texas twang in my accent…who knew?
11) I found the BEST salt & vinegar chips to staunch my PMS cravings – Thunder Chips…yummy!
12) Got 3 more Twilight books to read this weekend. I should really take my time and savor them, but I probably won’t
13) This is just a theory, but if I were a stupid person, I probably wouldn’t go out of my way to prove it.
14) My desk organizer is not very organized…who da thunk?
15) Stapled my chip bag closed coz I was done…now I want another. The psyche is an odd thing, is it not?
16) My underwear keeps rolling down. Maybe I need to downsize?
17) Body odor should be a felony
18) Definitely intolerant of gluten
19) I need grownup clothes
20) I’m happy and I know it (clapped my hands), I’m happy and I know it (clapped my hands)…oops, phones ringing
21) 1st 5 songs on my computer (1) Waited for You (2) The Sweetest Thing I’ve Ever Known (3) Making Love Out of Nothing At All (4) Waiting for a Star to Fall (5) Everything I Do (I Do It For You) (are we sensing a theme?)
22) Last 5 songs on my computer (1) Secret Lovers (2) Stranger in My Place (3) I Want to Feel That Way Again (4) Tonight I Want to Cry (5) You Save Me (and yet another theme, lol not really I just like sad songs)
23) Perhaps my musical choices are the reason I’m so friggin’ depressed…hmmm, question to ponder.
24) Those Q-tips are still calling my name, or my ears, or whatever
25) Thinking of the snowman orgy…egads, I have SO many!
26) Apparently, according to my horoscope, I am excited about the prospect of enjoying myself today
27) Watching men come out of the restroom can be hysterical (okay….I can see the restrooms from my desk, I’m not a peeping Tammy)—they adjust, kick their legs, don’t wash their hands (ick!) scratch, it’s just a visual treat, glad I’m me
28) Daydreaming about country roads
29) My pits smell all powdery fresh
30) J Little fat Pilgrim people
31) Would it be freaky to just tweeze my leg hairs?
32) My desk is a sty; the Pilgrim people probably oink when I leave them unattended.
33) My hair is so soft and silky…too bad it looks like shit
34) Hope its not too late a night, I got stuff to do…like sleep and read and stuff
35) If you hear hoof beats, look for horses, not zebras (good rule of thumb)
36) Pictures of babies at the beach make me smile
37) What’s a 5 letter word for flinch?
38) Say it with me…no. See that wasn’t hard now, was it? Isn’t it a lot harder to face the wrath of an angry, shrilling harpy than a slighty disappointed yet understanding female in full control of her faculties? Say it again…noooo.
39) Dee Dee went home; I am all alone. I think I’ll go touch her stuff.
40) Sugar just crashed. I need a nap
41) So tired of the doom and gloom and end of the world—I want to hear HAPPY stuff!
42) Baby Ruth’s are kinda yucky…
43) Going to work on my 1150 calorie diet this weekend. I should have it all outlined by Monday and it will be shot be Monday afternoon. My appetite is crazy! I need ephedra
44) Oh, God! Sugar rush!!!! I need a bucket…blech!
45) I wonder where my Ipod is; gone, I’m guessing.
46) I get to watch the shuttle launch tonite….yay!
47) I am so nauseous I may barf in the trash can…freakin’ ghost gall bladder!
48) Apparently I look tired...is that the same as someone telling me I look like shit? Wake up at 4:30 a.m. every day and tell me how lively you'll look?
49) I have not the patience for this, so Lord give me strength to not go all white trash Betty on folks.
50) I feel the need for provocation....is that wrong?
51) No matter how many times I slide my phone, it won't turn into my mouse LOL
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Completely Random Thoughts-Part 4
Thoughts brought on by the word exactly
1) I am an unsympathetic human being, especially if you’re a big PUSS!
2) Boys with their panties in a wad annoy me
3) When someone tells you that they’ll call you right back, stay by the phone
4) Calgon! Take me away!
5) Puff, puff, pass…it’s just fun to say J
6) Knights in shining armor atop noble white steeds, dragons and trolls slain willy-nilly…since when are fairy tales too much to ask?
7) If you work in a machine shop and you have boobies, they render you invisible
8) Personal aggravation leads to extreme irritation and to major "blowing things out of proportion" syndrome.
9) I need to start a support group –‘Over-reactors Anonymous…where we take shit personal’
10) Would it be easier if I wore a sign that said "go away, I hate you today"?
11) I’m hungry, I think I want crackers
12) Oooo, Q-tips, my ears feel dirty
13) Got my little tiny hairs put up…who woulda saw THAT coming? Lol
14) Hair’s down now, up, down, up, down just like the stock market…hate my hair
15) I think I’m gluten-intolerant, pretzels make me fluff
16) It’s funny when you try to do the right thing for people and they get all offended (maybe I’m just tactless)
17) I want to get Lili a baby doll for Christmas, but I’m worried about perpetuating the paternal-fascist agenda for our forebears. Besides, she seemed more interested in Grady’s truck than the doll Sara got her, although she did cuddle the doll a bit.
18) I apparently have a lot of country in my voice today.
19) Hope it won’t be a 7:00 nite again.
20) Its’ time for Jim to go home
21) I understand why you won’t write somebody a love song coz that I asked for it, but I would totally do because someone needed it.
22) Chicken for dinner again (sigh)
23) I love reading Maeve Binchy—she’s so Irish
24) Roddy just called, late night again. My cup runneth over.
25. I want chicken wings for dinner, the hotter the better, damn my ulcer to Siberia!
1) I am an unsympathetic human being, especially if you’re a big PUSS!
2) Boys with their panties in a wad annoy me
3) When someone tells you that they’ll call you right back, stay by the phone
4) Calgon! Take me away!
5) Puff, puff, pass…it’s just fun to say J
6) Knights in shining armor atop noble white steeds, dragons and trolls slain willy-nilly…since when are fairy tales too much to ask?
7) If you work in a machine shop and you have boobies, they render you invisible
8) Personal aggravation leads to extreme irritation and to major "blowing things out of proportion" syndrome.
9) I need to start a support group –‘Over-reactors Anonymous…where we take shit personal’
10) Would it be easier if I wore a sign that said "go away, I hate you today"?
11) I’m hungry, I think I want crackers
12) Oooo, Q-tips, my ears feel dirty
13) Got my little tiny hairs put up…who woulda saw THAT coming? Lol
14) Hair’s down now, up, down, up, down just like the stock market…hate my hair
15) I think I’m gluten-intolerant, pretzels make me fluff
16) It’s funny when you try to do the right thing for people and they get all offended (maybe I’m just tactless)
17) I want to get Lili a baby doll for Christmas, but I’m worried about perpetuating the paternal-fascist agenda for our forebears. Besides, she seemed more interested in Grady’s truck than the doll Sara got her, although she did cuddle the doll a bit.
18) I apparently have a lot of country in my voice today.
19) Hope it won’t be a 7:00 nite again.
20) Its’ time for Jim to go home
21) I understand why you won’t write somebody a love song coz that I asked for it, but I would totally do because someone needed it.
22) Chicken for dinner again (sigh)
23) I love reading Maeve Binchy—she’s so Irish
24) Roddy just called, late night again. My cup runneth over.
25. I want chicken wings for dinner, the hotter the better, damn my ulcer to Siberia!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Completely Random Thoughts- part 3
Thoughts brought on by the phone ringing today....
1) A corndog at 6 am is not my friend
2) I need to quit messing with my hair or it will look greasy (could it be corndog grease?)
3) Not very photogenic here lately
4) My signature resembles that of a serial killer
5) Woo hoo! Got my necklace untangled!
6) I haven’t drawn any smiley faces on my calendar yet this month L
7) I want to write a poem about my Pilgrim people…but then I will have to do reflections on my snowman orgy… what to do, what to do
8) Machinists are prima donnas
9) The elderly think they have the inalienable right to be RUDE ASSED SCHMUCKS merely due to their antiquity AND they wear too much aftershave…I can barely breathe right now
10) My sister completely ROCKS…nuff said
11) Got Kansas totally on my brain…did I mention that I have a 3 hour layover in Atlanta both ways? Sigh, she who depends on the charity of others can’t bitch, I guess. Besides, I’m going to try to talk Mindy (yoo hoo, Mindy, read this!) into meeting me at the airport for a quick hug and beverage.
12) When did I start talking like a Valley Girl?
13) Gosh, it’s hot in my office.
14) I love Cheetos
15) What are the chances that folks will throw ME a birthday party? Probably slim to none…oh, well, I’m going to Kansas, so I don’t care
16) My hair…sigh
17) My lips are chapped…ow
18) Carmex and Coke don’t mix
19) I could braid the hair on my legs right now…love the fall!
20) Leslie is driving me nuts with the hiding stuff on my desk then MIRACULOUSLY finding it right before my eyes. What his agenda is in driving me STARK RAVING MAD escapes my comprehension…he’s such a dumbass.
21) I will not have a panic attack, I will not have a panic attack, I will not have a panic attack, (it’s not helping!)
22) I remember me before I was old and wrinkled with dull skin
23) Tamales are delicious
24) Delicious, deluscious, de hand spankin’ LMAO
25) Poor little crazy man…Leslie STAYS on my damn nerves!
26) Pain behind my left eye today…ouch.
27) It is my belief that nothing below the neck should be pierced.
28) Initiative is neither encouraged or welcome at Apple Machine.
29) REALLY not feeling my hair
30) Hope I’m not at the office until 7 pm again tonite
31) Did I really just promise that?
32) Its just disturbing to watch some people suck lollipops, you know?
1) A corndog at 6 am is not my friend
2) I need to quit messing with my hair or it will look greasy (could it be corndog grease?)
3) Not very photogenic here lately
4) My signature resembles that of a serial killer
5) Woo hoo! Got my necklace untangled!
6) I haven’t drawn any smiley faces on my calendar yet this month L
7) I want to write a poem about my Pilgrim people…but then I will have to do reflections on my snowman orgy… what to do, what to do
8) Machinists are prima donnas
9) The elderly think they have the inalienable right to be RUDE ASSED SCHMUCKS merely due to their antiquity AND they wear too much aftershave…I can barely breathe right now
10) My sister completely ROCKS…nuff said
11) Got Kansas totally on my brain…did I mention that I have a 3 hour layover in Atlanta both ways? Sigh, she who depends on the charity of others can’t bitch, I guess. Besides, I’m going to try to talk Mindy (yoo hoo, Mindy, read this!) into meeting me at the airport for a quick hug and beverage.
12) When did I start talking like a Valley Girl?
13) Gosh, it’s hot in my office.
14) I love Cheetos
15) What are the chances that folks will throw ME a birthday party? Probably slim to none…oh, well, I’m going to Kansas, so I don’t care
16) My hair…sigh
17) My lips are chapped…ow
18) Carmex and Coke don’t mix
19) I could braid the hair on my legs right now…love the fall!
20) Leslie is driving me nuts with the hiding stuff on my desk then MIRACULOUSLY finding it right before my eyes. What his agenda is in driving me STARK RAVING MAD escapes my comprehension…he’s such a dumbass.
21) I will not have a panic attack, I will not have a panic attack, I will not have a panic attack, (it’s not helping!)
22) I remember me before I was old and wrinkled with dull skin
23) Tamales are delicious
24) Delicious, deluscious, de hand spankin’ LMAO
25) Poor little crazy man…Leslie STAYS on my damn nerves!
26) Pain behind my left eye today…ouch.
27) It is my belief that nothing below the neck should be pierced.
28) Initiative is neither encouraged or welcome at Apple Machine.
29) REALLY not feeling my hair
30) Hope I’m not at the office until 7 pm again tonite
31) Did I really just promise that?
32) Its just disturbing to watch some people suck lollipops, you know?
Ode to the Pilgrim People
Ode to the Pilgrim People
Oh, Pilgrim people, so plump and brown,
When you make your appearance,
I know the holidays have come around
Squat and serene, somberly atop my shelf
I just want to salt and pepper a-frenzy,
Unable to help myself
Memories of the holidays past,
Always heralded by your ad
Come flooding back with abandon
Making me smile, tear and laugh
You go home with me on Thanksgiving,
And then again on Christmas day
Other than that, here at work you will stay
Oh, Pilgrim people, my dear Pilgrim folks
Your presence on my desk has long been a joke
But as you cavort merrily each day (at least in my mind)
You’re a small reminder of the Season
And I try to be kind
Oh, Pilgrim people, so plump and brown,
When you make your appearance,
I know the holidays have come around
Squat and serene, somberly atop my shelf
I just want to salt and pepper a-frenzy,
Unable to help myself
Memories of the holidays past,
Always heralded by your ad
Come flooding back with abandon
Making me smile, tear and laugh
You go home with me on Thanksgiving,
And then again on Christmas day
Other than that, here at work you will stay
Oh, Pilgrim people, my dear Pilgrim folks
Your presence on my desk has long been a joke
But as you cavort merrily each day (at least in my mind)
You’re a small reminder of the Season
And I try to be kind
Monday, November 10, 2008
Completely Random Thoughts- part 2
1) Apparently, when I want to talk, it's not that important
2) Even if people whose opinions I value, either for its honesty or insight, like something, it doesn’t help if I’m in the middle of a hair crisis.
3) I’m not vain, I’m self-conscious, there’s a difference.
4) God made puppies irresistible.
5) Uniform pants…sigh, not every man can wear them with impunity.
6) From what I have observed lately, a guilty conscience can be a motherf*cker—glad I’m not afflicted.
7) Boy, I miss my digital camera.
8) My granddaughter has enough personality for 3 grown drag queens.
9) Body language…..hmmm, fact or fiction?
10) Passive/aggressive behavior is the coward’s way out.
11) I may be a packrat…
12) The Explorer needs a new fuel filter.
13) My laundry pile is faintly resembling an Indian burial mound—not quite a mountain, but much more involved than a hill.
14) I’m really not feeling the snowman orgy this year, but I’ll give it one last go.
15) Even if you don’t want to say ‘no’, if you don’t say ‘yes’, then in fact, you are saying ‘no’ by default. Not being brave enough to face the fall out is no excuse to be evasive. And, in fact, by not being forthcoming, you have indeed precipitated the event you were hoping to avoid. (lol…bet Leslie won’t ask me if Jim’s still here or not anytime soon)
16) Not looking forward to the pelvic exam…wonder if the Dr. will grope my boobs again, since he already did it last month. If he does, should I look at him askance?
17) My bedroom is disgusting.
18) Out of sight, out of mind only works if you have a crappy memory.
19) I need to see the ocean, or a mountain or the Ozarks in the fall—something indescribably beautiful and serene and soul-settling.
20) Hate is a horrible, sordid word; sadly, it is still the only word I’m working with sometimes.
21) Work has been slow today.
22) Blood is thicker than water…always. No matter the length of time or the depth of allegiance, there is no loyalty among strangers.
23) Andy Griffith is quality televison as is M*A*S*H.
24) He thought he had found a ‘hot tamale’ when what he really ended up with was a ‘pig in a blanket’…lol, found that on a website and it made me giggle.
25) PMS equals lots of food, bitchy attitude and the deep dark—good week to be me!
26) I can wear ivory, or cream, or ecru, but not white. Does that make me a fall or a winter?
27) Not terribly thirsty today.
28) I put my Pilgrim people (from the Publix commercial) on my desk last week. Color me in the holiday spirit.
29) I want a new vampire book.
30) According to the fashion guru (that would be my sister) women over 30 should not wear tube tops and mini skirts—I guess I need new clothes.
31) Slight headache behind my right eye and it is ouchie.
32) Someone told me today that I worry about what other people think too much—I don’t think I do, I just don’t live in a self-involved, egocentric bubble where I can afford to let #3 (the real Sharon) out to play. Sometimes it really sucks to be me, but that’s the price of living in a society with some rules.
33) On my computer stand: Pilgrim people, ladybug cake decoration, micrometer, staple puller, race car (McDonalds toy), calculator slash level slash tape measure slash pencil, shot glass from Hawaii filled with Sweet-n-Low, assorted business cards, pics of Lili, Grady and KK, note that says “bronze is by the inch”, a straight quilter’s pin, a daily reminder of patience and sacrifice, a shell with my name on it, 15 CD’s, post it notes, Eclipse gum, Pocket Ref (full of handy dandy formulas), and a sign that says “Sharon Rocks”
2) Even if people whose opinions I value, either for its honesty or insight, like something, it doesn’t help if I’m in the middle of a hair crisis.
3) I’m not vain, I’m self-conscious, there’s a difference.
4) God made puppies irresistible.
5) Uniform pants…sigh, not every man can wear them with impunity.
6) From what I have observed lately, a guilty conscience can be a motherf*cker—glad I’m not afflicted.
7) Boy, I miss my digital camera.
8) My granddaughter has enough personality for 3 grown drag queens.
9) Body language…..hmmm, fact or fiction?
10) Passive/aggressive behavior is the coward’s way out.
11) I may be a packrat…
12) The Explorer needs a new fuel filter.
13) My laundry pile is faintly resembling an Indian burial mound—not quite a mountain, but much more involved than a hill.
14) I’m really not feeling the snowman orgy this year, but I’ll give it one last go.
15) Even if you don’t want to say ‘no’, if you don’t say ‘yes’, then in fact, you are saying ‘no’ by default. Not being brave enough to face the fall out is no excuse to be evasive. And, in fact, by not being forthcoming, you have indeed precipitated the event you were hoping to avoid. (lol…bet Leslie won’t ask me if Jim’s still here or not anytime soon)
16) Not looking forward to the pelvic exam…wonder if the Dr. will grope my boobs again, since he already did it last month. If he does, should I look at him askance?
17) My bedroom is disgusting.
18) Out of sight, out of mind only works if you have a crappy memory.
19) I need to see the ocean, or a mountain or the Ozarks in the fall—something indescribably beautiful and serene and soul-settling.
20) Hate is a horrible, sordid word; sadly, it is still the only word I’m working with sometimes.
21) Work has been slow today.
22) Blood is thicker than water…always. No matter the length of time or the depth of allegiance, there is no loyalty among strangers.
23) Andy Griffith is quality televison as is M*A*S*H.
24) He thought he had found a ‘hot tamale’ when what he really ended up with was a ‘pig in a blanket’…lol, found that on a website and it made me giggle.
25) PMS equals lots of food, bitchy attitude and the deep dark—good week to be me!
26) I can wear ivory, or cream, or ecru, but not white. Does that make me a fall or a winter?
27) Not terribly thirsty today.
28) I put my Pilgrim people (from the Publix commercial) on my desk last week. Color me in the holiday spirit.
29) I want a new vampire book.
30) According to the fashion guru (that would be my sister) women over 30 should not wear tube tops and mini skirts—I guess I need new clothes.
31) Slight headache behind my right eye and it is ouchie.
32) Someone told me today that I worry about what other people think too much—I don’t think I do, I just don’t live in a self-involved, egocentric bubble where I can afford to let #3 (the real Sharon) out to play. Sometimes it really sucks to be me, but that’s the price of living in a society with some rules.
33) On my computer stand: Pilgrim people, ladybug cake decoration, micrometer, staple puller, race car (McDonalds toy), calculator slash level slash tape measure slash pencil, shot glass from Hawaii filled with Sweet-n-Low, assorted business cards, pics of Lili, Grady and KK, note that says “bronze is by the inch”, a straight quilter’s pin, a daily reminder of patience and sacrifice, a shell with my name on it, 15 CD’s, post it notes, Eclipse gum, Pocket Ref (full of handy dandy formulas), and a sign that says “Sharon Rocks”
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